Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over
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Recommended for you: “Windows For Dummies”
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I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode
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CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U’LL HAVE NONE!!!
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Just because you’re stupid doesn’t mean I’m lying
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Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
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You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception
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Welcome to loserville. Population: you
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It’s people like you who give scum a bad name
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I’ve had fun before. This isn’t it
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Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so
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I dream about a monster, about you!
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Your village called, their idiot is missing
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Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
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I’d smack you but shit splatters!
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It’s not that I am anti-social. I just don’t like you
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Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
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You’re the cum your mother should have swallowed
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If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?
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Now I understand why some animals eat their young!
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I have PMS and a gun… now what were you saying?
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I may be fat, but you’re ugly, and I can diet
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Your so ugly they put your picture on the airline sick bag

~;)(L)(R)*¤Hôw dô ï te££ ü thãt ï £ôvê ü wïthôüt tellïn ü thãt ï £ôvê ü?*¤(R)(L);)~
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(6)(L) Im LoSt, CoNfUsEd, DoNt KnOw WoT tO dO bUt aLL i No Is ThT i LuV u (L)(6)
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PrAcTiCe MaKeS pErFeCt BuT NoBoDiEs PeRfEcT sO y PrAcTiCe?
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NoBoDiEs PeRfEcT sO i MuSt Be NoBoDy
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Im NoBoDy AnD nObOdIeS pErFeCt So I MuSt Be PeRfEcT
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;) Do vegitarians eat animal crackers?!??!?!  :D
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7/5 øƒ ål£ p€øþlé Ðøñt ûñðèr§tãnÐ ƒ®å¢tìøñ§
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(#):D(R) it takes both, rain and sunshine to make a rainbow… (R):D(#)
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Y dOeS MiNeRaL wAtEr “tRiCkLeD tHrOuGh MoUnTaiNs FoR cEnTuRiEs” gO oUt oF DaTe NeXt yEaR?
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(%) if you stole a pen from the bank is it still classed as a bank robbery (%)
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(6):P if dracula has no reflection how cum he has such a sraight parting?  (6
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(6)(K)(R) I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer…then it hit me (R)(K)(6)
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(L) *~Love wasn’t put in your heart to stay Love isn’t love till you give it away~* (L)

Roses are red…violets are blue…who cares…So ArE cRaYoNs
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:S What do you call a female daddy long legs :S
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:>Should i smile, cuz ur my friend…..or be sad cuz thts all we’ll ever be:’(
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(K)OnE dAy YoU LoVe Me ThEn YoU dOnT aNd WhEn YoU dO i KnOw i WoNt(K)
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LoOk OuT fOr YoUr’E #1 bUt DoNt StEp InTo # 2 On ThE wAy
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:S(G)(^) If yOuRe BoRn On 29th FeB iN a LeAp YeAr WhEnS yA BiRtHdAy (^)(G):S
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(k)(r):>:S If swimming is so good for you’re figure how do you explain whales? :S:>(r)(k)
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(U) Its better to regret something you did do…than something you didnt do (U)
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:’( Its hard to answer the question–Whats Wrong–When nothings right :’(
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:S Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they’re down? :S
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(U):’( What happens if you love sum1 n they love u too, but it can never be? :’((U)
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:S If 2mora is going to be twice as cold as it is today, and if today is 0 degrees, how cold will it be 2mora :S
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(U)ñèvë® §åÿ ¥øù hãtê hím ìƒ ¥øù çåñt l€t hîm gø(U)
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(U) How Do You Know If Its Right? And if it is…what if youve already let him go? (U)

:S:|Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow,and when I woke up the pillow was gone:|:S
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(L) The Ones Closet To You Are The Ones That Hurt You The Most (U)
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WhO sAyS gOd iSnT a WoMaN
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(A):P OrGaNiZeD PeOpLe ArE jUsT tOo LaZy To LoOk FoR tHiNgS (A)
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Your lucky number is 38598291948 – Watch For It Everywhere (Y)
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8-)(@) What happens when a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror (@)8-)
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(6)(L)(K)(r):D If GuYs HaD tHeiR pEriOd ThEy’D pRoBaBLy BrAg BoUt Da SiZe Of ThErE TaMpOn  (r)(k)(L)(6)
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(*) Working hard for something is better than wishing for it (*)
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(6)(L);) You never lose by loving….You lose by holding back  (L)(6)
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You might as well put a condom on your head…you might as well look like a dick cuz you act like one too
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:> A smile is a curve that can, Straighten out a lot of things :>
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let them notice you, not you notice them
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JuSt BeCaUSe (K)LiPs(K) HaVe MeT DoESn’t MeAn (L)HeArTs(L) HaVe JoInEd

Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there
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Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wid a throb of his nob in her gob,Wid a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!
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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo … one was caught watching tv … another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
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How about you sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?
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T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network
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I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.
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im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me “possession of good looks”.i’m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
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Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!
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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well…Enough about ME! How about you?
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Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images..
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Hi, I am an alien and I’m checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!
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Roses are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.
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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience.
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roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
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If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.

If loving you is wrong, I don’t wanna be right…
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You Know I’m so COOL and SWEET, when people see me they jump outta their seat!
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Stupid Cupid… stop pickin on me!
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Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always
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Roses are Red, violets are Blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you!
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Sweet is love when all is sane, Sweet is death to rid the pain, Cruel is death when all is well, Cruel is love when all is hell
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I’d rather be hurt by the truth than hear your lies
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LIFE IS DEPRESSING, BUT BEING WITH U IS WORSE
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You make me proud, you gave me something to beleive…
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The Million Dollar Man
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Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever
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Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
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Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever..
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You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me
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Roses are red diaments are plastic, I am great, you are fantastic!
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Don’t love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love
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You can win me ,you can lose me but try 2 never use me
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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
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Love is a slow poison
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Love is blind. I know, because you don’t see me
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Guys are air for me, and without air I can’t live
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Aren’t you tired? You’re walking for hours in my head!

When will people understand that words can cut as sharply as any blade, and that those cuts leave scars upon our souls
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One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
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I’m not going to change who I am for other people.
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I’d rather chew on broken glass than keep on living…
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I’m so sick of my heart leading me places where there can be no a happy ending
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I live a life of misery and hate, I dream of being loved and safe
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A smack round the face and a slit on my wrists… everyday ends like this…
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Depression… a fancy word to say that ur dying inside
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When ur depressed ur not just hurting yourself, your hurting the people around u.
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Depression, is only the cry of a hurting soul, but no one wants to show it
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[x] life.sucks[x]_[x]so depressed[x]_[x]hate.life [x]
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Life is not a movie. Good guys lose. Everybody lies. And love does not conquer all.
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Dying seems less sad than having lived too little.
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When will this miserable life end?
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Pain and suffering… to the very end
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My strength is hatred, torment, and pain!
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There are no tears, No feeling of guilt, Nowhere to channel the anger, Nowhere to leave the pain
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You can’t kill me.. I’m already dead
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Early morning moments, A glimpse of joy, But it’s soon over and I return to dust…
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The closer we are to the soul, the further we are from perfection. Why settle for honesty when you can breathe a perfect lie?
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I walk through fire, I walk through waves, darkness is overwhelming with hate and pain
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I live a life of misery and hate, I dream of being loved and safe
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Living is a nightmare, but suicides reality
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Tears, scars and death… thats all life is to me
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Kill me now, you know you want to.. it’s not like I want to live anyway!
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Thorns of time against the rose of the world, killing us slowly as my petals fall…

It was never love that broke her heart it was losing that love that tore her apart.
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Don’t Lead Me On, And Leave Me Confused, any Girl Would Rather Be Left Alone, Than Have Her heart abused.
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Where can I go to get away from the pain of loving you?
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True love? I used to believe it existed, but when you’ve had your heart torn out and thrown on the floor, you just don’t care anymore.
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If you lost your love for me, you never let it show.
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You said you didn’t need me in your life. I guess you were right.
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Didn’t we almost have it all?
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Loving is so short and forgetting so long.
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I can’t cry hard enough for you to hear me.
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The tears I wish to wipe away, will run unchecked for another day. Alas, that is the price I pay.
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Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I’m only falling apart…
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You gotta hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain, because most of lifes lessons are learned because of pain.
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~What can I do, to make it right, falling so hard so fast this time, what did I say, what did you do? How did I fall in love with you?~
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*I’m TiReD oF tRyInG, i’M tIrEd Of CrYiNg, I kNoW i’Ve BeEn SmIlInG bUt InSiDe I’m DyInG
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Not all scars show. Not all wounds heel. Sometimes you can’t see the pain that you feel.
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I WisH I HaD SaVeD AlL ThE TeArS YoU MaDe Me CrY So I CoUlD DrOwN YoU In ThEm!!!!
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You love to hate the one who loves the one you hate to love.

Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it’s the moments that take your breath away.
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Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.
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42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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More is never enough!
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Its all good
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MSN – Many Screen Names
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iPods are garbage!
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, iPods are useless, just like you!
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I’m the guy your parents told you to be carefull of!
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Roses r red violets r blue dont treat me like shit or ill kill u
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Your pretty face is going to hell
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I should pin my heart to my back, then when I walk away you would see it break

love my hobo boyfriend
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cry me a river, build me a bridge, now do me a favour and jump off
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Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
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Without you here, the days are lonely
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MR Snuggles
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U wErE tHe SuN tHaT bRiGhTnEs My DaY..(L)..nOw WhO’s GoNnA wIpE mY tEaRs AwAy
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I’m the guy your parents told you to watch out for!
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Wanted by many taken by none lookin at some waitin for one
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Its better to lose a lover than love a loser
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Love is like war easy to start, hard to end, Impossible to forget
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(L)(K)Everyday is national hug day so give a hug every day!(K)(L)
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Good. Better. Best. Never let it rest, ’til your good is Better and your better is BEST!
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Why do people say life is short when it’s the longest thing anyone can ever do?