~;)(L)(R)*¤Hôw dô ï te££ ü thãt ï £ôvê ü wïthôüt tellïn ü thãt ï £ôvê ü?*¤(R)(L);)~
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(6)(L) Im LoSt, CoNfUsEd, DoNt KnOw WoT tO dO bUt aLL i No Is ThT i LuV u (L)(6)
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PrAcTiCe MaKeS pErFeCt BuT NoBoDiEs PeRfEcT sO y PrAcTiCe?
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NoBoDiEs PeRfEcT sO i MuSt Be NoBoDy
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Im NoBoDy AnD nObOdIeS pErFeCt So I MuSt Be PeRfEcT
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;) Do vegitarians eat animal crackers?!??!?!  :D
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7/5 øƒ ål£ p€øþlé Ðøñt ûñðèr§tãnÐ ƒ®å¢tìøñ§
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(#):D(R) it takes both, rain and sunshine to make a rainbow… (R):D(#)
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Y dOeS MiNeRaL wAtEr “tRiCkLeD tHrOuGh MoUnTaiNs FoR cEnTuRiEs” gO oUt oF DaTe NeXt yEaR?
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(%) if you stole a pen from the bank is it still classed as a bank robbery (%)
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(6):P if dracula has no reflection how cum he has such a sraight parting?  (6
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(6)(K)(R) I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer…then it hit me (R)(K)(6)
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(L) *~Love wasn’t put in your heart to stay Love isn’t love till you give it away~* (L)

Roses are red…violets are blue…who cares…So ArE cRaYoNs
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:S What do you call a female daddy long legs :S
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:>Should i smile, cuz ur my friend…..or be sad cuz thts all we’ll ever be:’(
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(K)OnE dAy YoU LoVe Me ThEn YoU dOnT aNd WhEn YoU dO i KnOw i WoNt(K)
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LoOk OuT fOr YoUr’E #1 bUt DoNt StEp InTo # 2 On ThE wAy
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:S(G)(^) If yOuRe BoRn On 29th FeB iN a LeAp YeAr WhEnS yA BiRtHdAy (^)(G):S
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(k)(r):>:S If swimming is so good for you’re figure how do you explain whales? :S:>(r)(k)
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(U) Its better to regret something you did do…than something you didnt do (U)
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:’( Its hard to answer the question–Whats Wrong–When nothings right :’(
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:S Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they’re down? :S
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(U):’( What happens if you love sum1 n they love u too, but it can never be? :’((U)
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:S If 2mora is going to be twice as cold as it is today, and if today is 0 degrees, how cold will it be 2mora :S
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(U)ñèvë® §åÿ ¥øù hãtê hím ìƒ ¥øù çåñt l€t hîm gø(U)
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(U) How Do You Know If Its Right? And if it is…what if youve already let him go? (U)

:S:|Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow,and when I woke up the pillow was gone:|:S
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(L) The Ones Closet To You Are The Ones That Hurt You The Most (U)
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WhO sAyS gOd iSnT a WoMaN
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(A):P OrGaNiZeD PeOpLe ArE jUsT tOo LaZy To LoOk FoR tHiNgS (A)
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Your lucky number is 38598291948 – Watch For It Everywhere (Y)
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8-)(@) What happens when a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror (@)8-)
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(6)(L)(K)(r):D If GuYs HaD tHeiR pEriOd ThEy’D pRoBaBLy BrAg BoUt Da SiZe Of ThErE TaMpOn  (r)(k)(L)(6)
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(*) Working hard for something is better than wishing for it (*)
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(6)(L);) You never lose by loving….You lose by holding back  (L)(6)
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You might as well put a condom on your head…you might as well look like a dick cuz you act like one too
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:> A smile is a curve that can, Straighten out a lot of things :>
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let them notice you, not you notice them
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JuSt BeCaUSe (K)LiPs(K) HaVe MeT DoESn’t MeAn (L)HeArTs(L) HaVe JoInEd