Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over
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Recommended for you: “Windows For Dummies”
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I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode
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CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U’LL HAVE NONE!!!
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Just because you’re stupid doesn’t mean I’m lying
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Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
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You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception
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Welcome to loserville. Population: you
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It’s people like you who give scum a bad name
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I’ve had fun before. This isn’t it
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Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so
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I dream about a monster, about you!
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Your village called, their idiot is missing
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Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
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I’d smack you but shit splatters!
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It’s not that I am anti-social. I just don’t like you
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Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
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You’re the cum your mother should have swallowed
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If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?
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Now I understand why some animals eat their young!
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I have PMS and a gun… now what were you saying?
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I may be fat, but you’re ugly, and I can diet
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Your so ugly they put your picture on the airline sick bag