Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there
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Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wid a throb of his nob in her gob,Wid a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!
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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo … one was caught watching tv … another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
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How about you sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?
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T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network
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I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.
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im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me “possession of good looks”.i’m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
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Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!
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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well…Enough about ME! How about you?
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Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images..
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Hi, I am an alien and I’m checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!
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Roses are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.
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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience.
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roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
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If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.