| Msn Cool Nicks |
| I'm only crazy when other people cant stand that I'm right. |
| 'Women/Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of crap! |
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
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| Work harder: People on welfare depend on you. |
| Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity.
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| Be back later...my dog ate my car keys....we are hitchhiking to the vet's office. |
| We came, we saw, we drank beer. |
| Geniuses are never understood in their own lifetimes. |
| You can trust the government, just ask the Indians. |
| Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday.
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